Oscar Wilde

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

 To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness.

Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.

 Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.

Stephen Fry  

 We’ve all met people who are supposedly incredibly intelligent but don’t know which way to sit on a lavatory.
Different
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. 
I think I've forgotten this before.

 Ballet: Men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are. 
-- Robin Williams
 
A friend is one who would help you move. A best friend is one who would help you move a body. 
-- Jeff Wayman
The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. 
-- Doug Larson

  I used to think that the human brain was the most fascinating part of the body. Then I thought, "What part of my body is telling me that?" 
-- Emo Philips


 Nobody believes the official spokesman, but everybody trusts an unidentified source. 
-- Ron Nesen


 You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'. 

-- Chris Rock
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. 
-- Noel Coward

You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'. 
-- Chris Rock

The less people know about how sausages and laws are made, the better they'll sleep at night. 
-- Otto von Bismarck

 I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own. 
-- Woody Allen

The only English words I saw in Japan were Sony and Mitsubishi. 
-- Bill Gullickson

Ah...so many pedestrians, so little time... 
-- Robin Williams
  I quit flying years ago. I don't want to die with tourists. 
-- Billy Bob Thornton
  I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens. 
-- Woody Allen
 I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter. 
-- Winston Churchill


 Until you've learned to drive, you've never really learned how to swear. 
-- Robert Paul
 I wish I had a kryptonite cross. Then I could keep Dracula and Superman away. 
-- Jack Handey

 A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink. 
-- W.C. Fields

Well thank you very much and no. In fact, I set my alarm for 4 o'clock in the morning to say something sarcastic and then go back to sleep.
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.  Well thank you very much and no. In fact, I set my alarm for 4 o'clock in the morning to say something sarcastic and then go back to sleep. 

-- Matthew Perry (responding to a comment about his seemingly neverending sarcasm)


 

My icq and msn are too protective(or lazy) recently and are tottaly against sending files to anyone....
soo I'll post this sundays pics over here